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This is my dick and i can do whatever i want to it. I can push it, and study it, tweak it, listen to it. Everybody wants to know what i'm on. What am i on? I'm on this dick busting my ass 6 hours a day.
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johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(Source: chinoking)

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun)

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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(Source: fffixe)

 

momofficial:

when u take a long vacation and come home

momofficial:

when u take a long vacation and come home

teamrocketing:

this is great. just the three of us

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you.. me..

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and this brick wall you built between us

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